Mitt Romney To Undergo Gender Re-Assigment To Understand Women Voters Better
Mitt Romney has decided to turn himself into a woman.When a Creporter asked him why the Republican Candidate for the white house would ever consider a Drastic change like this, He Responded That he was getting screwed over by Obama so many times in his campaign that doing a sex change was the only logical next step.
He also added that he never understood women and by doing this sex change he could infiltrate them, and find a way to get their votes.
When we talked to Romney’s Plastic Surgeon, He told us that he already photo shopped Mitt Romney turned into a woman. And he was kind enough to give the picture to us.
Obama in the mean time is desperately trying to take back his statement about his support for the gay community.
Because of Mitt Romney’s commitment to change Gender, Obama realizes that the whole gay community will turn their backs on him and will vote for Mitt Romney who redeemed himself to the Gay community.
Obama Is hoping now to win the votes of all the conservatives. He told the conservatives that if invading Iran and join the dark side would be the only option to convince them, That he is willing to do that.
editor’s note:Creaturae does neither endorse the Republicans or Democrats … They both suck
Source: Crea News
Writer: Creaturis
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