Beer Keg Inanimate RP

[phaldus]

Hey, I'm looking for someone interested in inanimate TFs. I've had this idea for a while about a guy at an office party who slowly turns into a beer keg. First his cock becomes the hose, and then everyone acts like it's normal; he doesn't know why everyone keeps treating him like he was always part keg, or why they keep grabbing his cock to pour beers from. Eventually they stop treating him like a person at all and he turns fully into a keg.
Interested in playing the guy while you describe my change. If anyone is interested hit me up on Skype as billetf@outlook.com or as tf-fanatic on Tumblr.