All the dresses too!
The humiliation, the teasing, it's too perfect to pass up!
This or that?
A stuffy, bible thumping mother, slender and youthful for her age, with a strict policy when it comes to raising her kids turned into a lesbian, plump biker chick who owns a bar.
Or
A Victorian doll that turns a surly, muscular barfly into a pampered princess with golden locks and frilly dresses.