Maybe it's cause it's December and all I can think about is Chinese Food and Christmas Specials, but I had a really weird thought about Frosty the Snowman.Something that should totally be a tf story!
He's a Snowman, you can shape him however you want. Is there a story like that out there? There should be!
What if Santa Claus got really handsy when he drinks, makes a pass at Frosty, and shapes the ball of frozen ice to whatever makes his candy cane hard?