Based on characters from the animated series of the Batman/Superman adventures, this is a collaboration with Dark Oni. We were discussing how much fun it would be to shrink or regress the wonderful female characters, and ... well, see for yourself.
(With some great illustrations from Glassthorn in the first few chapters)
Girls Night Out II
by Nomdreserv and the Dark Oni
(A very loosely based fanfic using copyrighted characters belonging to DC comics. The characters are adapted primarily from the personas as portrayed in the animated series.)
A crowd murmured and bustled among the displays and booths of the Gotham Comic Con, with the usual displays and back issues vying for the attention of the comic enthusiasts. Most wore the standard T-shirts and jeans, but a few costumed participants stood out among the crowd, not always to good effect.
Matt Staurek sat sketching at his booth. He was a free lance artist, with contract sales to several books that gave him a living. However, a significant portion of his income came from attending these conventions, not so much from sales of his own work and a couple of independently printed books he had drawn, but from on site "commissions" from the attendees. As usual, most of these involved superheroines being separated from their costumes in one way or another, and Matt sighed as he drew yet another victim of a "nude ray."
"You!" An imperious voice made him look up.
Standing by his booth was a stunning young Asian woman, young twenties he guessed, possibly Japanese, with smoldering eyes, long, wavy black hair, and a centerfold body. She wore a crown or tiara with an ostentatious jewel in the center and carried an ornately carved wooden staff. Her full breasts were supported in a silver colored bustier, with a bare midriff displayed above a silver bikini bottom. Matt noticed another bright jewel winking from a medallion between her breasts (where his gaze noticeably lingered), and several set in equally bright rings on her fingers (where his gaze did not). She wore knee high boots, but her long, shapely legs were otherwise bare. A silver cloak swept down across her back. All the material shone with a strange, otherwordly shimmering. She was quite a spectacle, even at a comic book convention. Several male patrons stared openly, some with mouths agape, while a few flashes signaled photo souvenirs. Even Matt found it difficult to make eye contact as her breasts heaved with each indignant breath.
"You - man," she repeated to him in irritation. "Where are the superheroes?"
"What?" he asked, put off by her condescending tone.
Her brows knit. "Idiot!" The superheroes. Where are they?"
Great, he thought, one of those.
"OK," he replied with a smirk. "Mega Comics' stuff is set up over there. AC/DC comics are mostly..."
"Fool!" she spat. "I care nothing for your worthless papers. Where are the heroes? That I may defeat them.”
“Uh ... yeah,” he finally managed. “Well, you see ...”
They were interrupted by a young man, college age, wearing a torn, mildly obscene T-shirt and faded jeans. He walked around, inspecting her from all angles in obvious appreciation.
“Whoa, babe!” he whistled. “Like the look - totally major. So, you like supposed to be the White Queen or something? Bitchin. Why don’t you and me ...” He reached to take her hand.
“Silence!” she snapped, eyes blazing. She lifted her staff.
For several seconds, his mouth kept moving, but no sounds came forth, making his eyes go wide in surprise, then fear. He grabbed at his throat.
“Since you are so obviously a boy in mind and not a man, my punishment will be minor,” she continued icily. “But since you act like such a child to women, all who you try to impose yourself upon should find you as one.” She touched a ring on her finger and waved the hand in an intricate pattern in front of his crotch.
His eyes went even wider, and his hands moved to clutch at his groin frantically. Feeling only the smallest of bumps, he pulled at his pants’ waist to peer inside, oblivious to the gawking crowd around them. Suddenly, as his face went red with rage, his voice returned.
“You fucking bitch! How the fuck did you do that? I look like a fucking six year old down there!” His fists clenched threateningly.
She looked at him fearlessly, a confident smile undisturbed. Suddenly, a further shrinking sensation made him pale. He looked down with even greater despair.
“A two year old’s equipment now, dolt,” she sneered. “To match your infantile attitude. And I don’t think you’ll be ‘fucking’ anything soon. Would you like to complain further?”
He shook his head, stumbling backwards, then turned to run. The suddenly nervous crowd had already started to evaporate at seeing what had happened, and she turned back to find Matt also trying to edge away unnoticed.
"Hold!" she called, holding her staff up and freezing him in place. "Enough of your stalling. Where are the heroes I've heard about? The Superfriends, Spiderman and his Amazing Friends, or even Major Glory?"
Matt desperately tried to explain the difference between the comics and cartoons devoted to their exploits and the superheroes themselves.
"What?" she railed, sweeping her arm expressively across the convention floor. "You just draw pictures? All these people are here just to look at PICTURES? I came here to prove myself in combat and shall not be denied. You will all suffer for misleading me."
"Please!" he begged. "It's not like we can control them. If we could make them show up, we would, but they only appear when there's real trouble."
At this she smiled. "Trouble? I can do trouble."
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Barbara Gordon sat on a rooftop edge, surveying the city from its dizzying perspective. All seemed reasonably calm and quiet, which fit her plans perfectly. She was waiting up there to meet her friend, Kara, and hoped they would be able to relax and have another girls' night out. The vertiginous rendezvous location would have seemed unusual to a casual observer, unless they had recognized the costume of the famous Batgirl.
Not as famous as Batman, of course, but that didn't bother her. What did was the decidedly lower level of respect she commanded, both with the authorities as well as the criminal class. She was sure it was because she was a woman, but that was something both she and Kara, alias Supergirl, had come to expect given their more famous male counterparts. At least it sometimes made kicking astonished male butt more satisfying, and she had a couple of stories she couldn't wait to share with her friend over a pint of Haagen-Daz.
A window shattering a few blocks away dashed her reverie and hopes for an evening off. She localized the site, simultaneously drawing a pair of low-light binoculars. Gotham Hotel. Convention floor. Windows broken, and she could faintly hear people screaming. Her other hand had already drawn her gun to fire a grappling hook and cable. With a muffled explosion, it shot out and secured to a nearby sign, and she was swinging into the darkness towards the commotion.
Inside the hall, people ran in panic from a menacing, Terminator-style robot that was wantonly shooting at booths and displays, with several small fires showing its progress. It raised an arm that sported some kind of weapon instead of a hand, and fired a pulsed energy blast that blew out another window. He then turned glowing red eyes back on the crowd fleeing the room.
The silver-cloaked woman sat unconcernedly nearby, the immobile and thoroughly miserable Matt still involuntarily attending her. She leafed through a pile of spilled comics.
"Why do they fight in groups?" she demanded. "Only the strongest ones should fight so they can see who’s best."
"Um ... I guess the greatest heroes naturally attract others who look up to them, and villains have to have gangs," Matt answered meekly. “It’s sort of a tradition.”
"Gangs?" she asked. She seemed skeptical, but then considered the notion. "I suppose being the leader of others with power could prove one's worth. Hmm." She thought silently for a minute, then became impatient, gesturing irritably at the robot. "Nothing is happening. You have wasted my time again."
"No, please," he pleaded. "Maybe there aren't any around. This isn't Metropolis. You have to understand..."
"Perhaps if I direct it to kill instead of terrify," she suddenly considered. "I had hoped to avoid actual soul letting, but ..."
Before she could finish, the robot was shaken by a flying metal boomerang (batarang) that clanged against it. As it turned to confront the source, they saw a woman in purple tights, cape and cowl standing by the window.
"Sorry, Sparky," she teased. "You're terminated."
Her banter was to misdirect its attention, and the next instant found another metal cable wrapping around the robot's legs. Batgirl pulled on the other end, and the menacing metal figure was roughly upended.
"At last!" the silver-clad woman breathed, a light in her eyes. "Now, to battle." She briefly pointed her staff at the falling robot.
To B's surprise, instead of a loud crash, the robot made a soft "whuff" as it hit. Even more astonishing, it now looked more like a cardboard cut out than a real robot. It lay lifeless and in a decidedly unthreatening manner on the floor.
“What the ...?” she gasped, unable to reconcile the image of the intimidating automaton she was sure she had seen with the cardboard jumble her cable now held prisoner.
“Forgive me.” A scantily clad woman stepped forward. “It was mostly an illusion spell, to attract your attention. It wasn’t designed to really test you.” She bowed slightly. “I am Lilandra the Enchantress. I have come to prove myself in your world. Whom will I have the honor of defeating?”
Batgirl looked around at the ruined room. “You did this? How? Why? Are you crazy?”
“Oh, this? Nothing worth noting. These minor spells are simple enough, but my mastery of magic is incomplete. That is why I must prove myself. I have studied your world through my interception of your coded messages - your so called ‘tee-vee.’ I have decided your greatest warriors would be adequate to test my fledgling powers to the Council’s satisfaction. Now, who are you?” She peered at Batgirl’s pointed cowl ear flaps speculatively. “Are you Catwoman?”
Now, Batgirl was ticked. Catwoman? As if.
“OK, Lilandra,” Batgirl shot back. “I don’t know why you convention nuts pull these pranks, but I have had enough. Why don’t you go back and play with the Klingons or whoever you came with until the police can explain the real world to you. I only hope you can afford the bill this little prank is going to stick you with.”
“Arrogance!” Lilandra hissed. “Enough. You may tell me your name after I defeat you.” She raised her staff, and Batgirl’s cable suddenly unwrapped from the deactivated robot, instantly coiling instead around Batgirl’s legs and body, pinioning her arms and nearly sending her crashing to the floor.
Lilandra smiled, obviously pleased with her herself and waiting for Batgirl’s reaction. This was clearly disappointing to her. Although momentarily stunned by the seeming impossibility of the snare, Batgirl immediately began testing the bonds with trained patience. To Lilandra’s eye, it appeared that she was doing nothing, but Batgirl actually was quite busy. She had almost instantly realized that despite the impressive appearance of the coils binding her, they were haphazardly placed and therefore insecure. She would be able to free herself without too much trouble if she could keep her opponent distracted.
“OK,” Batgirl admitted, as though bored, while subtly loosening her arms. “I’ll admit it’s a cute trick. You do birthday parties, too?”
Lilandra watched her suspiciously, impatient to see Batgirl in action.
“Well?” She demanded. “Aren’t you going to destroy your bonds with a spell or atomic vision or something? Or is your super power strength? Are you waiting to snap them when you think you’ll catch me by surprise? Do something.”
“My power is being able to listen to your drivel without getting sick,” Batgirl taunted. Her right hand was almost free.
Lilandra appeared surprised. “Why, you have no powers at all, do you?” Now she switched to anger again. “You’ve wasted my time, girl!”
A pair of voices interrupted them.
“FREEZE!”
Lilandra turned to find two police officers covering her with drawn weapons. She turned her back on them disparagingly.
“An excellent idea.” With the barest gesture, both officers found themselves paralyzed, unable to even talk. Strangely, however, Matt found his own mobility had returned when she froze them, and he now started to creep slowly away. Lilandra spotted the movement and turned upon him, raising her staff.
“I gave you no leave to depart! Now, you will …”
With a sharp crack, the staff was knocked from her grasp by a flying batarang, clattering to the floor. Matt saw his chance and ran, while Lilandra turned once more in surprise. A freed Batgirl greeted her with a swiping kick and shoulder blow that sent her sprawling.
“By the way, it’s ‘Batgirl’, not ‘girl’,” the caped crimefighter corrected triumphantly. “Buy a guidebook, or something while you’re here. And let’s see if you’re a little more willing to talk softly without your big stick here.” She reached down to pick up the staff.
It turned out to be a mistake. The touch jolted her as though to an electric cable, and she literally flew backwards to lie stunned on the floor, even as Lilandra recovered.
“Staff, to me!” the sorceress called, holding out her hand. The rod flew instantly into her grasp, and she ran her hands along its length in concern, then turned to glare at Batgirl.
“You broke it!” she shrieked. “I’ve lost most of my spells! You little … little …” She trailed off in choked fury, then suddenly calmed down and broke into a wicked smile. “But of course – little would be perfect. THAT magic is intact.” She touched the jewel in her medallion with both hands. As she raised them, a glowing ball of energy appeared between them.
Batgirl recovered just in time to see the ball of light hurtle towards her. She braced for another electric shock, but instead felt a brief dizziness and mild tingling which quickly subsided, yet left her feeling vaguely disoriented. The room looked subtly different, but she couldn’t quite place why. A moan behind them distracted her, and she turned to find the police beginning to move slowly, as the paralysis began to wear off now that the staff was broken. She didn’t see Lilandra form an even larger energy sphere, but did see the flash as it hit them. They barely moved at the impact, still slow and clearly out of the fight, so she realized she was still in this alone for now. She needed to give them a chance to recover, and either get to safety or help. Time to try a new tactic – maybe a gas bomb would slow Lilandra down until Batgirl could move in for a knockout blow. She jumped to her feet, ready to dodge, hand moving smoothly to open the pouch on her utility belt.
It was a well-practiced move, and she probably would have caught Lilandra by surprise, if her utility belt hadn’t eluded her by promptly falling to the floor around her ankles.
She looked down in shock, guessing the clasp must have broken, but there it lay, inexplicably intact. Batgirl normally wore the belt low, where it lay snug and secure against her womanly hips. It couldn’t just slip past them like that.
Lilandra laughed at seeing her face. “A little surprised, are we?” she mocked. “But the fun’s just started.” She made as though to point at her again.
Putting aside her shock, Batgirl reacted reflexively, having no desire to act as a sitting target for whatever other tricks Lilandra might have up her sleeve (if she had worn sleeves). She leapt into a crouching roll, designed to barrel into her opponent’s legs and upset her, but her leap went awry thanks to an unexpectedly loose boot on takeoff. She came up well short of her target – in more ways than one, she discovered when she stood up and found herself eye level to Lilandra’s impressive chest.
“You grew!” she gasped, tilting her head up to look at the smug sorceress’ face, and too shocked to react further.
Lilandra threw her head back to laugh again, then swept her gaze over Batgirl.
“So it would seem, small one. But I must say, you’re the worst dressed superheroine I’ve ever seen.”
Batgirl looked down to follow her gaze. Her normally skin-tight, sexy uniform was wrinkled and baggy. She suddenly noticed that her hands were loose in her gloves, and her fingers no longer filled them. The looseness of her boots took on a suddenly sinister implication, and a quick glance behind showed her cape grazing the floor.
“It’s impossible!” she breathed. “I’m … I’m …”
“Shrinking, yes,” Lilandra agreed. “Not all my powers were centered in the staff, you see. That is the fate that awaits you.” She pointed behind the diminutive crimefighter.
Despite having to take her eyes off her foe, Batgirl couldn’t resist following the gesture. Two piles of clothes marked the spot where the police officers had stood, both moving as the doll-sized occupants struggled to fight their way out of the outgrown uniforms. Batgirl turned to face Lilandra again with her first real fear, and let out a small shriek to see the woman had already prepared another energy sphere, immediately loosed upon her.
Another tingle passed through her body, and she watched in horror as Lilandra’s breasts moved above her line of sight. She had to be under four feet tall, she realized. Her cape now dragged on the floor, and a gap began to form as her loosening costume slipped on smaller shoulders.
“A little at a time,” Lilandra smiled. “Let us see how long and well you can fight now.” Another energy ball began to form.
Her fight reflexes took hold again, and Batgirl spun to deliver a kick at Lilandra’s abdomen. She caught her larger foe by surprise, driving Lilandra’s breath out in an astonished gasp, and the glowing ball dissipated. Unfortunately, physics were against her at this point, and the small crimefighter couldn’t administer the crippling blow she had intended. Indeed, while Lilandra staggered back a couple of steps, it was Batgirl who actually flew backwards from the impact, landing on her small bottom with an undignified “Oof.”
Angered, Lilandra had already started forming another shrinking bolt, and Batgirl rolled instinctively to the side an instant before it hit her spot on the floor. She continued to roll, then came up onto her feet, albeit a bit wobbly thanks to her too large boots. She needed a weapon, preferably something to maintain her distance. If she could just reach her utility belt …
A quick glance showed that Lilandra had taken up position over the belt, and was already forming another energy sphere. Batgirl dove behind a table to act as a shield.
And an instant later, the energy hit her.
She felt her clothes loosen and sag again, her sleeve ends now big enough to slide past her hands. Her pants – normally so tight and flush against her upper costume that it looked like a leotard – began to slip past her smaller hips.
“Hey!” she exclaimed involuntarily, noticing her voice sounded higher.
Lilandra laughed. “Foolish girl. Such mundane objects are no barrier to my magic. As long as I know where you are, you are helpless against me.”
Batgirl dove away from her supposed cover just before another flash of energy exploded there, but tripped again thanks to her now comically large boots and cape, the latter hanging like a bed sheet behind her. Her feet were slipping around inside the loose boots, and she kept half stepping out of them. Deciding they were more hindrance than help, she kicked them off (all too easily, she noticed with a sinking feeling), and sprang away much more nimbly on bare feet, dodging two more bolts. Her pants started to slip as she ran, and she just caught them before they dropped.
Lilandra was firing smaller charges more rapidly now, and despite Batgirl’s somersaulting athletics, a couple of more hit home. She finally slid behind a row of tables, figuring that even if the magic could pass through them, Lilandra couldn’t see to aim effectively. Sure enough, a ball exploded harmlessly a few feet to her side.
Barbara sat listening, her breathing controlled and silent, not moving as two more flashes showed Lilandra testing her, despite the second one hitting close enough to produce a very mild tingle. She looked like a young girl playing dress up in an adult’s Halloween costume, especially the way the bright yellow bat symbol on her chest – usually tight and provocative against her sizable breasts – hung loose and baggy, effectively hiding the womanly curves beneath. The shirtsleeves extended well past her hands, and she rolled up the loose material to free them. Even her cowl was loose, and had shifted to half cover her eyes. She resettled it to clear her vision, getting an even better view of her ludicrously oversize costume. She couldn’t keep her pants on at all without holding them, which left her far too hampered, so she noiselessly slipped the baggy covering off. Her panties started down with them, and at first she pulled them back on, but they were also becoming too loose to wear without constant attention. Unhappily, she added them to her pile of discards. She hardly needed them anyway, since her shirt hung low enough to half cover her thighs. She knelt on otherwise bare legs and tried to peer underneath the posters and banners that hung from the tables.
She could see Lilandra’s sandaled feet walking slowly towards her right flank.
“It’s no good, little one,” the sorceress called cheerfully. “The battle is over. Surrender with honor, and I may let you stay this size.”
No response. A frown came again to Lilandra’s face. This was getting boring now, and she had no desire for a prolonged hide and seek. She cautiously turned the corner at the end of the table row. At first, there was no sign of the costumed crusader, and Lilandra gave vent to a mild oath. Then, she saw it – a piece of exposed cape just peeking out around a box of old comics at the other end. Very clever. It was far too small a hiding place for a normal sized woman, and she wouldn’t have thought to look there for quite a while. She smiled in triumph and prepared her final shrinking spell.
“Tag!” she sang, hurling the energy into a blinding flash.
The energy subsided, the cape never moving. Her feeling of victory evaporated.
“What?” she asked aloud, looking around in confusion.
It saved her, since her peripheral vision picked up movement behind her. She turned to find a child sized figure wearing a laughably oversized shirt and cowl running barefoot to reclaim her utility belt. Batgirl had broken cover from the middle table the instant she realized Lilandra had fallen for her decoy. With her own cry of triumph, she grabbed the belt and somersaulted away, even as another bolt splattered the floor behind her. She came up into a ready position and fumbled at the belt. A couple of gas bombs to hide, then a well-placed batarang …
It was the fumbling that cost her. The oversize belt felt strange to her fingers, and the well-practiced familiarity with its compartments was lost. She had to glance down to reorient herself.
And in that instant, the next spell hit her. The belt seemed to jump in her hands, becoming too large and heavy to hold easily. Desperately, she found the right compartment, but now had to use both hands to open it, using another precious second. It was a second too long: another bolt hit home, and she seemed to fall into herself with a sense of vertigo. Her cowl slipped down over her head, much too large to see out of now, and her shirt felt like a collapsed tent around her. Her hands were still on the belt, but had lost their way again against the huge, smooth surface that now confronted them. When she moved to straighten her cowl, the sleeves fell far past her hands, making her manipulations clumsy and slow. Another tingle, and she was almost in darkness, the cowl lying on top of the shirt puddled on the floor, completely covering her. Forgetting her planned attack, she let her arms slip free of the last of the sleeves, then clawed her way out of her cloth prison to the light coming in the eye holes of her mask.
An 8 inch tall, naked woman stepped into the hood, realizing with shock that she was now small enough to stand fully upright inside her cowl. In fact, she could look out the window sized eye holes without stooping.
A smiling giantess loomed near, frightening and disorienting in her size, too large for her field of vision. Overcome with a sense of helplessness, Batgirl cowered towards the back of the cowl.
But an instant later, that protection was gone, and she blinked up into the amused face of a seemingly 40 foot tall Lilandra, her limp cowl dangling triumphantly from the giantess’ hand. Batgirl scrambled backwards, naked and afraid, as the other hand reached down. It ignored the “un-caped crusader,” however, and instead picked up the crumpled shirt.
“I shall keep these as trophies,” Lilandra announced, then glanced at the dumbfounded doll and gleaming utility belt still lying on the floor. “And this,” she continued, reaching for the belt. Then she stopped and smiled teasingly at Batgirl. “Unless you aren’t done with it?” she asked innocently. “Maybe you intended to use some secret weapon against me? This perhaps?” She reached into the opened compartment and pulled out a gas grenade, walnut-sized to her, but as large as a giant beach ball to Batgirl. She placed it on the floor next to Barbara, then bundled the belt with the rest of the costume. “Take it, little one. I’ll let you have a free shot at me.” She held her arms wide, and smiled, but when Batgirl hesitated, still dazed by the colossal world and woman confronting her, Lilandra repeated more sharply, “Take it!”
Batgirl tried to obey, but the oversized weapon was so heavy and awkwardly big, she could barely hoist it with both arms. It would be like trying to throw a TV set, and she’d never be able to manage more than a few inches distance relative to her attacker. Worse, the usually minor explosion might well prove fatal to her at this scale. Gingerly, she set it back down, then tried to stand as straight and tall as her toy size allowed. She stood proudly, a remarkable if tiny figure. Her grape-sized breasts stood out, pert and perfect, if slightly large for her otherwise trim and athletic body (her friends in school had joked she had two big obstacles to her quest for the city gymnastic crown - well, they could hardly be considered big now). Her only concession to her violated modesty was to place a hand demurely in front of her auburn bush (a perfect match to her beautiful hair).
“You win,” she squeaked, trying to sound self-assured, but secretly dismayed at her mouse-like voice.
“All too easy,” Lilandra agreed, turning away.
“Wait!” Batgirl shouted, her voice barely carrying to her giant opponent. “You can’t leave me like this.”
“But I can.” Lilandra turned back contemptuously. “Your new size befits your puny attempts to best me. There are some doll clothes over by that table.” She gestured impatiently at a pile of spilled action figures. “You won’t be needing your old ones anymore.” She continued to walk away, and Batgirl stared in open-mouthed disbelief, her mind reeling at the horror of living forever at this size, while Lilandra bent to pick up the rest of her costume.
“The first conquest is always sweet,” the sorceress continued. “But I hope to find some worthier foe next time.”
A whooshing sound from outside the window seemed to answer her. A moment later, a teenage girl wearing a very short, blue skirt, white crop top emblazoned with a large “S,” white gloves, and red boots and cape literally flew into the room.
“Supergirl!” Barbara thought in frantic relief. Now Lilandra would learn what it meant to tangle with the girl power team.
Alas, if she only knew …
End part 1