This came to me after my fourth and last final of the day
Just a quick idea I'm typing down. Hope you guys like it
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Long, slender legs, freshly shaven with a light scent of coconut oil rubbed from tone thigh to dainty toe, exposed to the Warm Californian Sun, dangle from a plastic chair set up on the golden sand.
Anna Kendrick smiles lightly as the waves tranquilly break on the shore.
The whooshing sound music to her ears, she slowly dunks her feet, enjoying the refreshingly cool sensation flowing through her youthful skin, and taking a calm breath. A loud sigh of relief, expanding her pert, firm breast, wrapped in a white top that showed off her slim arms. Pale and yearning to be touched by the sizzling heat of Summer!
She needed this. It felt nice to just laze away on the beach, wearing a high waisted, yellow floral printed pair of Shorts. A perfect garment for he little vacay away from the limelight.
Sipping on a Pacifico with one hand and looking at tumblr with the other!
Unfortunately for Anna, her wonderful, relaxing trip was at an end. Why? There was someone with eyes set to play with her. Powerful, deceptive eyes!
"Hiyah, like, enjoying the sun and junk?" A ditzy voice asked from her left. Too close to Anna's cooler of ice cold drinks.
As she turned, Anna saw a living doll. A real life Barbie, dressed like a real life Barbie too! Just standing there at 5ft'7, giggling and gesturing in a posture that highlighted her bouncy orbs that couldn't possibly be natural! Comparable to a fleshy melon in shape, buy jiggling like gelatin on a plate. If carefully bashed by a spoon, they keep its form and erratically shake in a seductive motion.
Anna simply smiled and nodded, hoping intruder would leave after she acknowledged her existence. But that didn't happen. Plopping her plump tush on the cooler, the woman crossed her legs and took out an iPhone that was hidden away in her cleavage.
A sight that surprised the hell out of the Pitch Perfect Starlet!
"So, anyways, I'm, like, a director..."
Anna raised and eyebrow and with a surprised smirk stopped the girl with a response.
"Really? You're a director?" Anna snipped coldly and judgemental.
"Yep." The Blonde smiled, not the least bit insulted, appearing to be unaware of the insult, closing her eyes shut twicthing her button nose like a bunny rabbit!
She couldn't possible be a real person, Anna thought. Girls like that couldn't possibly exist!
"I, um, like... um..." Nervous, she couldn't really say what she wanted, till Anna's glare made her able to spit out the details!
"I'm making a commercial and I'd like you to be in it!" The blonde blurted out loudly. If the beach was packed, Anna would've been embarrassed. Luckily, most of the guest on this private little hideaway keep their distance!
The phone handed to her, Anna looks at the pages app, where a stanza of lyrics were written down.
"What is this?" Anna asked.
"It's the song for my commercial." The blonde said proudly.
Half way through, Anna started to laugh.
"It's, well, it's different." Anna pandered. Honestly, it wasn't Shakespearean Gem, it was campy at best. Albeit, a surprising set of words coming from the bikini wearing Bimbo!
"I know, right?" The blonde smiled. "Would you, like, maybe... sing it for me?"
Anna shook her head, making the girl pout.
"Pleeease!" The blonde begged. "I totes thought of you when I wrote it!"
"You thought of me?" Anna had a sour look on her face. "No offense, but this doesn't sound like me at all."
"Pleeease!" The blonde sniffed. "I'll leave you alone if you just sing the first half! Promise!"
"Okay... but what's the tune?"
The blonde starts humming, badly, jolting her head left and right with a big smile on her face, waving her hands in the opposite motion.
With a sigh, Anna started to sing.
"California, CALI-FORN-E-A! Kyle, I bang your mom!" Anna sings.
It sounded really weird, saying she had sex with some guy's mother. But when she sang those words, she had to admit, it didn't sound that bad!
"California, CALI-FORN-E-A! Seriously, I fuck your mom!"
The blonde started to hum faster, cueing Anna to keep the pace, and that's when the words really started to stick. Feeling more and more... personal? As if the words came from her own mouth.
"From golden sand to snowy mountains, I bang your mom in the back of my van!"
That's when the images of a middle aged woman, sexily clad in black, poses in the back of a van, a gargantuan ass up in the air and face heavily makeuped to masked wrinkles, with eyes yearning for Anna... She couldn't believe that was a thought fantasized out of the blue... and it felt so... Gah! What was Anna thinking?!
"California, CALI-FORN-E-A! Kyle, we're in love!"
The blonde stops humming, her smile even bigger, clapping, finger to palm, fast and loudly at the tranced actress.
"Yay! That was FAB!"
Anna, sweaty, didn't know how to respond.
The lyrics... they were stupid. Terrible lyrics, yet, they really got to her. Why?!
"Did you like my song?" The blonde asks. "It's for a mock commercial on an LGBT Comedy."
Anna's eye's lit up.
"That... that actually makes sense." Anna was a loss for words. That actually sounded perfect!
"So, wanna be in it?" The blonde offers. "You'd be the perfect fit!"