by Theacds » Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:56 am
Leticia yawned, arms reaching high to the sky and her wings unfurling and curling out. Pushing off the covers, she walked and rubbed her sleepy eyes. Out the door and through the hallway, she passed a couple of regal purple banners and smiled. Purple was such a pretty color when paired with the oak wood and the carpet and the occasional window. Unfortunately, the portraits before the purple and gold coats of arms were a little bit destroyed, but she could always make new ones to fit in their place. The mildewed floorboard, however, would take a bit more work...
Once at the top of the great hall, Leticia took a second to fix her posture. Before her was an absolutely gorgeous staircase which she liked to stand and pose atop if she had the time. It looked a bit silly for her to be standing so proud, but when she unfurled her wings and cocked her head up it... almost worked. Or so she'd been told. All the mirrors were being in the process of being replaced, and getting a good look at herself like that would be more trouble than it was worth.
The moment passed. Taking care not to damage the house any further, Leticia flapped her wings and floated softly to the crimson rub below. It was easily the nicest piece in the house, but had clearly seen much better days. Nodding her head and clicking her tongue, her thoughts drifted. Paint colors and fabric and budgets floated by like feathers in the wind, and, before she knew it, she was already passing through the kitchen and into the dining room. Literally, due to the wall separating the two being nothing more than rubble.
"Good morning, Leticia." Albert flipped a page in his book, a cup of sugary coffee in hand.
"Morning." She said through a yawn. The cabinet was always well stocked with leftover bread and fresh produce, but, for an angel of Solux, the only meal was sunshine, and she shuffled over to the patio. But as she touched the doorknob, Leticia stopped short. "Albert?"
"Yes, Leticia?" Without looking up, he adjusted his uniform and poured himself another round of coffee with an unhealthy amount of cream.
She felt a pang in the base of her back where a mortal's spine would've started. "Who are you?"
"A fellow servant to the Master." He struggled to stand, and she instinctually helped him heft himself up. "Thank you." Albert smiled. "Shall I explain over your breakfast?"
"Like...?" She winced at the word, but shook it off and tried to act a little more dignified as they took their lit up seats. There, for miles and miles around, was the only source of natural light in the entirety of the dismal underworld forest. "Y-yes, please..."
"Right now," He put a hand on her back, and, surprisingly, her body soothed. "Your mind is processing two sources of knowledge."
Looking to the east, Leticia heard the nostalgiac sounds of the Greenrock River yet still knew the feeling was wrong. "For sure..."
"Leticia the Luminescent is still going to be inside of you," He tapped the spot where a heart would've been gently for emphasis. "But she's tired.
She was following, but it was all so diff... di... "Um... Yeah?"
"She'll wake up in ten years starting tomorrow." He paused and read her expression, finding only dull confusion. Reassured by her progress, Albert continued. "You'll still be Leticia, at least a little bit, but, mostly, you'll be..."
"Yeah?" Her voice was weird, but... in a good way? Thoughts were so difficult. "Ugh, am I gonna be dumb?"
"No, no, just..." He broke off. "Well, you'll be a little bit slower, but..." The butler rubbed his bearded double chin and narrowed those red orc eyes of his. "Firstly, what you're going to be feeling will not be scary."
"Okay." She smiled nice and big and relaxed a little further. Basking every feather in the midday sunlight, her eyes closed in euphoria. "I gotcha!"
"By copying 'Leticia' and blending it with the personality of a skilled, pretty maiden from his favorite serial novels, you were born." She nodded along to the words, but had to stop and mumble the longer ones to herself. "Understand?"
"Um..." She didn't mean to say that out loud, but it was hard not when her mind was running a mile a minute. "Is this gonna be impertinent?"
"It will if you space out on me." Albert teased with a chuckle. But when he realized she wasn't laughing along, he stopped and cleared his throat. "Apologies." Recovering his demeanor, he continued. "I'll give you the key points and you can ask me questions where you have them."
"Thanks, Al." She giggled.
"Put simply," Albert paused, testing a couple phrases internally for complexity and syllable count. "You're not going to be Leticia for a little while."
"Uh-huh."
"Your mind is full of information from us all, so once you settle in you'll be an expert on everything in this forest and the city of Wormwood."
"Uh-huh?"
"You're going to need a new name until then, so start thinking about that."
"Uh-huh!"
"You're allowed visits and vacations and many other nice benefits such as food and room, but, naturally, won't be receiving pay."
"Uh-huh."
"And, lastly, you'll be serving the Master, but, really, you'll be redecorating the mansion and helping us out with chores."
"Oooh! That sounds, like, really fun."
"Quite." She helped Albert up and the two started back to the dining room/kitchen. "But you'll have to work and council with the other servants and The Master before doing anything major."
She gasped, placing one dainty hand over her mouth and waving the other frantically up down left and right. "Felicia!" She cried, a wave of satisfaction spreading over her. "Felicia Felicia Felicia!" Balling her fists and bouncing a little bit in place, she squealed. "Cause, um, it rhymes! And its the prettiest name ever!" Albert smiled at the angel's infectious bubblyness. "And it means happiness just like Leticia did!"
"Technically, it still does." Albert grabbed his coffee and book before sitting.
"It does!" Felicia concurred. And with a final cry of joy, she rushed into the dark, dull, and dingy mansion.
"Is that the interior decorator we were hiring?" A shorter teenage boy walked in, looking over his shoulder.
"Yes, Blake, it is." Albert went to pour himself another cup but found the kettle to be empty.
"Huh." He shrugged and grabbed a bowl and some oatmeal. "But why is she naked?"
Albert snorted. "I'm not entirely sure if angels even wear clothing outside of battle armor."
"Wait--" He dropped his spoon with a clatter." That's an angel?"
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