Second story, with a giantess theme this time. Your comments are greatly appreciated, I want to improve my writing.
'' So Mr. Guthrie, I assume you are ready to agree to our terms?''
'' … Yes sir. You see, I have always had complexes about the size of my... penis. Since I met Vicky, things are great, I mean I love her and all, but I'm always scared not be able to satisfy her so...''
'' I have no concern in your personal life Mr. Guthrie. Did you fill and sign the form, as I requested?
'' Oh, yes, sorry sir. Here it is.''
I handed the paper I brought to the strong built, elegant bearded man. I tried my best to keep my cool given the situation, but this mysterious man, in his Victorian office filled with expensive looking furniture, was radiating authority and charisma. I couldn't help being nervous near him. He started reading loud the words written on this form, probably aware I knew them by heart, as I had spent the past week carefully choosing them:
'' I, Raymond Guthrie, following the signature of this contract, wish to wake up the next day with a bigger penis and matching testicles, and my wife, Victoria Guthrie, to be fully satisfied. I shall retain my memories prior to the contract, but the rest of the world, including my wife, shall be unaware of these changes.''
The man put the form down on his large desk, and let out a small giggle.
'' Well, Mr. Guthrie, I see you listened to my advices. And may I say, few of my clients bother to use such a refined language. After all, you just wish for a bigger dick!''
I blushed as I recalled how I ended up revealing my deepest desire to a complete stranger. Two weeks ago, I had received a letter containing this seemingly typical form, and a hand written letter. at first, I thought it was some tax declaration, but the letter told another story:
'' Mr. Guthrie, it came to my attention that you are unhappy and wish to make radical changes to your life. I have the means to make these changes, should you bring this form completed to my office. This offer stands for two weeks and is free, with a trial period of a month for you to reconsider this contract. Should you wish to cancel it, you'll just need to return to my office at the end of the trial period and perform one month of flawless work for me.
I expect to see you soon at the manor.
Sincerely,''
The letter ended with an indecipherable scribble. Of course, I found this letter completely ridiculous. And when I checked the form, only one section stood out from the typical contract jargon: it was titled ''write your wishes here''. The lack of address for the office, and the contents screamed prank or scam, so I just threw it in the trash. However, the day after, I noticed a large manor as I drove to the DMV for work. The manor itself was quite impressive in size, but its location was the strangest thing I'd ever seen: it had been a vacant lot as far as I recalled driving there.
At the end of the day, I nervously drove home and picked up the papers from the trash. I spent an hour looking for clues on them, to no avail. Could this nonsense be true, could I really wish for anything, free of charge? At worst, I would only have to work for him for a month? Needless to say, I obsessed over this for the next days as I drove by this impossible manor, but didn't dare to stop. And finally, after a week, I went inside.
There, after passing the imposing fence and crossing the impeccable garden, I checked it was not some movie prop, and knocked at the large wooden door. It was then I met with this man, who led me to his office for our first meeting, There, he explained me the nature of the contract in detail: I could wish for anything, but warned me my wishes could lead to grotesque transformations, reality change, but never death. He assured me the changes would be the most perfect realization of my wishes, within some limits. However, he remained vague on these limits, or the ''flawless work''. But I didn't care. What I saw was already beyond possible, and was convinced I could make the best of this if I played my cards well. So, after spending the second week crafting my wish, I was back in this impossible office.
'' as I told you Mr. Guthrie, I have no concern in your personal life. You have been very careful, more than most: you made a reasonable wish, considered the event of a reality change, mentioned your wife so it would be part of it, but I must ask, are you aware you literally have a world of opportunities in front of you? I admire your devotion to your wife, but this is your chance to fulfill your heart's desires. Are you sure about this?''
Naturally, I had considered crazy scenarios: becoming immortal, insanely rich, with a dream body, but all his advices had made me think: the stranger the wish, the weirder the world I would end up in. I could lose my work, my friends, or end up in a completely alien world. So, I decided to avoid greedy wishes and concentrate on the best part of my life: Vicky, and fix the only thing standing between us and a perfect marriage. I would never wish to change her, so I decided to change myself for her.
And so, it was done. I just shook my head to mean I didn't wish to make any change. I was still trying to figure out the potential implications when the man took the form back, signed it, and filed it in a drawer.
'' It was a pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Guthrie. I remind you that your wish will be in effect from now, and should you be dissatisfied, you just need to come back here in exactly a month. The contract and all its consequences will be canceled, and you will return to your modest life. After you acquit the payment, of course''
'' What? That's it? Shouldn't there be.. I don't know...''
'' Yes, many clients expect the contract to burst in flame or some other dramatic effect'' the man said with a large grin.
'' Since you wished so Mr. Guthrie, you will notice the first changes tomorrow, as you wake up. And to preempt your next questions, no, there is no trick. The wish will realize the closest definition of your wish, and in a worst case scenario, nothing will prevent you from entering this office. The manor will not move, or other nonsense like this.''
Considering what just happened, it's true the situation seemed almost too normal. After all, the manor had appeared out of thin air, so of course I wondered if it could just disappear as well. This man was obviously used to this situation, and I was still trying to figure out any loophole I missed. But it was too late: I had just concluded a cliché magical contract, and would have to deal with the consequences. The man led me back to the door, and simply said '' Just remember Mr. Guthrie: reality sometimes works in mysterious ways''. I was too happy to put distance between us, so I didn't reply and simply walked out of the residence, and drove home as usual. Still, his last words tormented me. Tomorrow, I would wake up as a man who always lived with a big dick. So, no more awful teenager complexes, no more crappy sex life... but what if these moments of my life had played an important part? Would I end up with a different job, in a different place or, god forbid, without Vicky despite my precautions? All these worries vanished when I finally got home and reunited with my beloved.
'' Hi Ray. You're late, did something happen at work?''
'' No, no, just the usual paperwork. You know how some people seem to make mistakes just to waste our time.''
'' Oh? Why do I feel 'some people' might be referencing to me?'' she said as she wrapped her arms around my waist.
'' Oh right! Well, I guess in your case, it was a blessing.''
I kissed her forehead and fondly remembered how we had met. It was a usual, boring day at the DMV when a cute, short brunette showed up at my counter. I started with the common questions when it quickly appeared she would lose her driving license because of an earlier typo in a form she filled. I first explained the situation and asked her to come back in a few days with the proper documents, but she told me she really needed to use her car the day after. After some begging and upcoming tears, I ended up spending more than a half hour fixing her situation. It was against rules, but somehow I felt like helping her. And I had been adequately rewarded, first with a few smiles, then a fortuitous encounter in the street that led up to a date, and finally a happy marriage. Looking back, it was really a stroke of fate.
I spent the rest of the evening reminding myself of everything I loved about her. She was the kind of woman who tended to rely too much on others, and her short stature and childish appearance only made it more obvious. And since the day I went out of my way to help her, it only made me love her more. As the dates went by, we spent more and more time together, sometimes hanging out, sometimes because she couldn't assemble some furniture or do some paperwork on her own. Before we knew it, we were living together and preparing for the wedding. And tonight, after our usual dinner conversation and cuddles on the couch watching a movie, she started kissing me and running her hands under my shirt. I answered by running one in her long black hair and caressing her modest breasts with the other.
And as usual, we went to the bedroom, quickly undressed, and lowered the lights. Sex was usually uneventful with me staying on top, and her remaining mostly passive with her eyes closed. But this night, still troubled by the strange events, I failed to keep up and it was even less satisfying. We remained almost silent till we went to bed. But as we lay in the dark on each side of the bed, almost feeling a solid wall between us, I feared it would be my last opportunity to ask her:
'' Honey... what do you think of our sex life?''
'' Uh? Are you worried about tonight? It happens you know, I'm fine.''
'' No, I mean you usually don't seem to enjoy it. I know I'm not...''
'' Ray, stop. I love you, it's just... I'm not really into sex. I never really had desire, that's all.''
'' But... why have you never talked about it? We have a sex life, and you never wanted it?''
'' I want it because I love you. Don't worry so much, I once had a boyfriend who kept pestering me for sex, and he was too rough. If that's what you ask, I wouldn't change a thing about you.''
I was such an idiot. I thought she was unhappy about our sex life, and it turns out a simple, honest question could have cleared my doubts. But I was now bound by a contract that would transform me in a way she couldn't stand.
'' Since it's confession time, do you think I'm too dependent on you? I always hated that about myself, I can't do anything on my own. Even at home, you do more chores than I do.''
'' Oh Vicky. I like when you can't open a jar, when you ruin a meal, or when you can't install something without crashing our computer.''
'' Come on, it only happened once!''
'' And I wouldn't change anything about it. See, we really are a perfect match''
'' Shut up moron.''
She lay on me, I wrapped my arms around her, and we finally went to sleep, more in love than ever. I almost forgot about the contract, but if I wished for her to be satisfied, everything would turn out for the best, right? I drifted, thinking everything would be different tomorrow.